panama city ~ here we are a week from lovers day. we can smell it in the air. and fyi, im reporting from bed and using my new tablet. so there will be many typos, just forgive me. also we have huge news. huuuuge news. possibly bigger than whoever goes home tonight. for the first time in years, daddy (me) is not eating ANYTHING for dinner tonight. thats right, zero calories. that has never happened before ever. i dont know if maybe this is a new side of me or possibly im maturing...........but probably not. very shocking though i know. and to think, i only had like 1500 cals for lunch, how am i not starving???
so kacie b gets the first one on one date with little turtle. big surprise, frontrunner. a private island would be cool, unless youre stranded there with ben. good thing the camera crew was there to knock down and open the coconuts and catch\cook the fish. did anyone see the long john silvers bag off to the side?
group date~the girls head into the deep jungle where ben rescues them. jaime claims he is a "man's man" because hes steering a long canoe with a johnson motor attached. hes a regular clint eastwood if you ask me. courtney, aka russell brand, attempts to grab all the attention as suspected. the only good thing about this date is that courtney is not on a one on one date. those are tough to watch with her. at the evening cocktail party, lindzi looks lovely. their connection seems strong. dumpsville should not be in her future. im getting hungry by the way. i think russell brand is wearing txhe same surong froma few weeks ago. ben is acting like a dumb 7th grade boy starring at the victoria secret manicans. jaime isnt able to makethe shot when it counts. which is not a big deal, as its time for her to take the long flight home. she needs to be the goner tonight, we shall see.
emily kind of reminds me of rachel mcadams, anyone? anyone? just a little in the face, but mostly in her smile. she wisens up and gets real with benny and he likes us. she might me back in the game. russell brand must have seen them kissing bc she doesnt accept emilys truce. russell takes no prisoners and nor does her unibrow. and what do we know, lindzi, whom we thought looked lovely, gets the group rose good for her. shes been under the radar recently and im glad that mr turtle head looked elsewhere besides russell. because her other personalities are killing us.
doubles date~brakrey (in chinese) and and racher are headed out to rearn sarsa (salsa). im torn between the two. initially blake was the bad girl, but shes improved much. anyone see rachels khaki shorts with the belt through the loops? dont see that on ladies much anymore. its a lost fashion. do we think ben likes brakreys body paint? i dunno, i would estimate prob not. he may be afraid of bringing her home to mommy. gosh im hungry now. george is sawing logs next to me though so no delicious dish will come from her. im guessing rachel goes home, so lets see if daddys right..........the food at their dinner is making me even hungrier. crap. actually i dont know now. ben has a weird tone in his voice with blake. and noooooooo, brakrey is gone. just when we were starting to like her. shes pissed, but at least she got some cool vacas out of it tho. good to know she was genuinely upset atleast.
cocktair party~casey gets bamboozled by harrison, who currently has my job. somehow directs her to admit that shes still in love with her ex. harrison is like obi won kanobe (sp?) from star wars. he used the force to get her to admit it. amazing. ben acts likehes so surprised when they show up. even though we see the camera crew hanging out and play
ing board games in his room and they happen to be rolling when she comes in. what a shame, as casey is def one of the cuter ladies. who elselikes it when harrison gets to console the bawling girls and be their knight in shining armor? we know he does.
